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1br - perfect for handyman (Texas Coast)

1BR / 1Ba available July 1st

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I have a self service business in on Texas Coast with an attached efficiency apartment. Perfect size for 1 person. Probably too small for two. I am looking for one mature adult to Open and Close plus Clean the mat for an hour per day, maybe run an occasional errand, perform occasional, repair, assist customers when hanging out at the laundromat. . It is easy and at you own pace. I can easily do all the required tasks in less than 2 hours per day even on the busiest day. Way less. But I ask for 2 hours per day in case you had to run errands , get supplies etc.

In exchange, you would have a nicely equipped 1 br apartment, all bills paid including , satellite TV movie channels, computer /high speed internet, A/C, stove, fridge, washer dryer, long distance phone etc.

This is a small town in South Texas. everything moves at a potentially painfully slow pace. We require a several day try out before you offer commit.
This is perfect for someone with a small outside income or part time job. this is an opportunity not a retirement ( unless already retired). Any work, service, maintenance you perform above the simple daily guideline / list would be compensated. There is plenty of work in this small town for many skill sets and I am a serial entrepreneur with lots of ideas and opportunities. .
We are looking for someone with some kind of experience in any of these areas: paint, plumb, odd job, handyperson, clean,landscape, problem-solve, mow grass,computer skills, website building, etc . If workload average ever exceeds 2 hours per day , we will pay cash. I can also offer 5-20 hours per week work depending on your skill set.

You are not expected to hang out at the laundromat all day. Just need to do a 10 minute mini clean up every couple of hours and a major clean (includes mop) once a day. You can easily work an outside job and have no bills. You set your schedule. You can also make money doing "wash dry fold". If you dont want to be bothered, the girls next door love to do it.


You are walking distance to grocery store, restaurants, seawall, piers, and across the street from a park.


Upsides: free rent, slow pace, easy on the nerves, this is the "shrimp capital of Texas". We spend a lot of time thinking of new ways to cook seafood.

Downsides: You will live in an efficiency apartment attached to a laundromat. At least three times a day someone will knock on the office window and request change or a refund. Occasionally asked to make change for a twenty, clean a lint filter, or other laundromatical "emergency". Some mechanical aptitude is helpful.
You need to have a source of income and savings as you would be responsible for your own food and entertainment.

NO BUMS, NO DRIFTERS, NO PETS, NO SMOKING, NO DRAMA, HAVE A LIFE AND A CAR PLUS A FEW BUCKS IN YOUR POCKET. BE NICE, BE REAL. We are not interested in being your last resort. we are interested in finding an interesting Vet / retiree / artist for a mutually enriching relationship. Send us a note telling us how you would be perfect for this opportunity.

I will be conducting interviews til I find the perfect person. Please send us a note telling us about yourself , your experiences , your skill set and hobbies , and your plan for life in small town Texas . I will not respond to replies of " call me" or "I will do it".
Its not hard to give away a free apartment w bills paid so please make a thorough reply . Perfect fit for vet , semi retired handyman or contractor.

Sorry, no smoking, no pets.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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